1 Flights of fancy at Rathbeggan Lakes
Rathbeggan Lakes is the Ryanair of family days out.
Just €2 is all it costs to enter the fun park, to have your picnic, check out the pet farm, feed the ducks, or take your water pistols into a purpose-built warzone and soak your kids (or be soaked yourself) to the skin.
After that, the extras start kicking in.
Visitors get a menu of charged activities as they arrive, with prices attached — including a 14-acre Airsoft war-game range (from €15), a zip-line (€7), angling (€15 per day) and a Fun Valley full of inflatable slides and bouncy castles (€5).
Shortly to open is a heritage park forming a guided walk through Meath’s history.
After that, owner Dave Robinson says, there are plans for a zorbing run. But where’s the hill, I wonder? “We’ll build it,” he says.
It’s an admirable, can-do spirit, and a sunny day brings results for all to see.
Buddies cast off for trout, teens abseil down the climbing wall, families surround the barbecues.
The place is compact, clean and camper vans can overnight for just €15. Michael O’Leary would be proud.
Details: €2. Tel: 01-824 0197; rathbegganlakes.com.
2 The Boyne Ramparts Walk
The Boyne Valley is known for its driving routes — leisurely meanders connecting heritage gems such as Monasterboice, the Hill of Tara and Trim Castle.
But you can get a flavour of the river on foot, too, along with its myths, legends and built heritage, all without spending a cent.
Pulling in at a car park off the Boyne Road outside Navan, I take in a section of the Boyne Ramparts Walk, following the river and canal towards Stackallen Bridge.
The one-way distance is 8km, but you’ll get just as much out of half-an-hour on the towpaths as you will a good hike.
I pass joggers, women pushing buggies, a couple of boys in a swimming hole.
The air is humming with insects and birds, and every so often there’s an arching stone bridge, an old lock, or an interpretive panel pointing out the wildlife, from kingfishers to spawning Atlantic salmon.
Details: Free. See discoverireland.ie/boynevalley.
3 A snack at Sheridan’s Saturday market
Congratulations to whoever spotted the potential for turning the Old Virginia Road Railway Station near Carnaross into a cheese and wine warehouse.
What had become an old ruin in the middle of nowhere is a destination once again — and the best time to visit is the Saturday market (10am-3pm).
Stepping into the whitewashed old engine maintenance house, I find Franck Le Moenner stocking the shelves of Sheridan’s shop.
Originally from Brittany, Franck is in his element among cheeses such as Cooleeney, Triskel and Durrus, meats from Thomas Doherty, and Burkes Farm ice cream.
Several wheels of Montgomery Cheddar sit in a maturing room. In the corner there’s a coffee dock where they serve cheese platters, local scones, and wine by the glass.
One regular customer, he tells me, is an old lady who recalls taking the train from the Old Virginia Station to Donegal, via Drogheda.
It closed in 1956.
Details: Tel: 046 924 5110; sheridans cheesemongers.com.
4 A 5,000-year- old mystery at Newgrange
I’m ashamed to say, as an Irishman, that this is the first time I’ve visited Newgrange.
Joining the shuttle bus from Bru na Boinne, however, I get the feeling I’m not the only one. The accents around me are American, Scottish, German.
Aside from the driver, I’m the only Paddy onboard.
The passage tomb itself is revealed in a blast of sunshine.
My group follows its guide, Paul from Dublin, up the hill towards the manicured exterior, where he explains the key debate — was this engineering marvel a tomb or a temple?
In truth, we can never really know.
Following Paul inside, we squeeze down a narrow passageway, stones worn smooth by countless arms and elbows, and regroup in the chamber itself.
The cruciform design rises into the roof like a cathedral, spiralling art scratched with graffiti dating back to the 1800s.
“It’s all about possibilities,” Paul says. He shuts down the lights, leaving us in darkness for a moment, before beginning a simulation of the winter solstice illumination.
A shaft of orange light creeps up the corridor, bathing the balmy limestone chamber in a soft glow.
It’s nothing to what a shaft of pure winter sunlight would bring, but it gives me goosebumps nevertheless.
One tip — if you’re using a Sat Nav, be sure to set it for Bru na Boinne near Donore (Latitude: 53.694567; Longitude: -6.4463) rather than Newgrange itself.
Admission to Newgrange and Knowth is via shuttle buses through the visitor centre only.
Details: €6/€5. Tel: 041 988 0300; heritageireland.ie.
5 Lunch at The Old Post Office, Slane
I love the approach to Slane. Sweeping in along the N2, crossing the thin bridge over the Boyne — as long as the traffic isn’t too hectic — it always makes me feel like hanging about.
The stonework faade of The Old Post Office looks like the perfect excuse to do exactly that.
Inside, sunlight streams through the windows into two rooms kitted out in country-classic style, with a basket of fresh scones on the counter and a lunch menu on the go.
Choices include open sandwiches (€7) and house specials such as a smoked-fish pie (€10.50), but I settle on the Old Post Gourmet Burger, described as a ground beef “pattie” with Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and a choice of pickle or guacamole.
At €9.50, it sounds like good value. The burger arrives on a soft bap with a healthy spoonful of guacamole and snappy baby leaves.
The patty itself is tough — as if it has been squashed on the grill, compacting the meat — but its juices run all over the place, breaking up the bap and blending agreeably with the melty cheese.
Details: Main Street, Slane.
Tel: 041 982 4090.
6 A chipper time at Tayto Park
Pulling up in the Cheese Onion car park, I could be forgiven for expecting a theme park named after a brand of crisps to be a bit … well, cheesy.
Surprisingly, however, Tayto Park gets an awful lot right.
Opened just last year in Curragha, near Ashbourne, it still has a fresh-from-the-packet feel, and money continues to be invested. A mini-zoo, aerial trekking course, adventure zone and factory tour are just the start of the activities.
I like the Pow Wow Playground — a mass of climbing ladders, tube slides, climbing nets and castellated towers.
It’s a shrewd move, too, stocking animals you wouldn’t find at Dublin Zoo or Fota Wildlife Park — Amur leopards, mountain lions, albino wallabies and American buffalo are all on show, and a pair of white lions is arriving in May.
Then there’s the factory tour, in the form of a raised walkway offering a bird’s-eye view over the production line.
Storyboards tell the Tayto tale, from its humble origins in 1954 to a brand that gobbles up one in 10 Irish potatoes today.
Of course, branded T-shirts, hoodies and snow globes won’t be for everyone. But I get the sense that Mr Tayto has anticipated any cynicism.
This is a potato chip that ran for election and wrote an autobiography, after all. Plus, there’s a free bag of crisps when you leave.
Details: Family ticket (2+2) from €40. Tel: 01-835 1999; tayto crisps.ie/park.
7 Overnight at Broadmeadow BB and Equestrian Centre, Ashbourne
“We’re 20 minutes from O’Connell Street,” Paul Duff tells me. I raise an eyebrow, but he’s absolutely serious.
“Not in rush hour. But at any other time, we’re that close to the city.”
Despite being on Dublin’s doorstep, Broadmeadow is most definitely a country house.
Swathed in Virginia creeper, with large gardens, ample parking, a 100-acre farm and an equestrian centre with some 80 horses, it makes the city seem very far away indeed.
For families, I’d recommend Room 1.
The decor is starting to show its age slightly, as with so many Irish BBs these days, but it has ample space for a double, single and a camp bed, and three big corner windows overlook the paddocks outside.
There’s a sunny breakfast room (try the bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese), and tennis racquets to tempt guests by the front door.
No doubt about the USP, though — Broadmeadow’s equestrian centre does lessons from €30/€25 (“the ponies we use are bomb-proof,” Paul tells me), and non-riding visitors are welcome to say hello to the horses and foals.
There’s a beauty salon, too, offering facials, massages and pedicures.
Details: BB from €35pps. Tel: 01-835 2823; irishcountryhouse.com.
THE BUDGET
All prices are calculated per person, and include one night’s accommodation, two meals (breakfast and lunch/dinner), and all activities.
We’ve also added €30 for travel costs within the county. NB: Prices subject to change and availability.
Money-saving tips
Broadmeadow BB can accommodate two adults and two kids in a family room for €99 per night, working out at just under €25 per person.
Access to OPW heritage sites (including Bru na Boinne) is free on the first Wednesday of every month.
- Pol O Conghaile
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